Thursday, November 27, 2008

SAME CUNT

I have NUT FLUSH, AJ, A WRAP, he rivers a 3 to fill up..

CUNTS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

HOPE THEY DIE

PokerStars Game #22405324453: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/11/27 7:14:02 ET
Table 'Hammonia' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: NADS17 ($42.75 in chips)
Seat 2: RusTaktic ($15.70 in chips)
Seat 4: Maslbruada ($9.10 in chips)
Seat 5: JF84 ($5.05 in chips)
Seat 6: xintha ($10 in chips)
Seat 7: Bepklap ($4.05 in chips)
Seat 8: leelexx ($15.75 in chips)
Seat 9: Tenakalaz ($10.65 in chips)
NADS17: posts small blind $0.05
RusTaktic: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tenakalaz [Jh Ad 7d Ah]
Maslbruada: folds
JF84: calls $0.10
xintha: folds
Bepklap: calls $0.10
leelexx: calls $0.10
Tenakalaz: raises $0.55 to $0.65
NADS17: calls $0.60
RusTaktic: folds
JF84: folds
Bepklap: calls $0.55
leelexx: calls $0.55
*** FLOP *** [8d Jc 9d]
NADS17: checks
Bepklap: checks
leelexx: checks
Tenakalaz: bets $1.30
NADS17: calls $1.30
Bepklap: calls $1.30
leelexx: folds
*** TURN *** [8d Jc 9d] [Jd]
NADS17: checks
Bepklap: checks
Tenakalaz: bets $2.20
NADS17: folds
Bepklap: calls $2.10 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.10) returned to Tenakalaz
*** RIVER *** [8d Jc 9d Jd] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bepklap: shows [Qc Kd Js 3c] (a full house, Jacks full of Threes)
Tenakalaz: mucks hand
Tenakalaz said, "****ing DONK ****"
Bepklap collected $10.40 from pot
Bepklap said, "tjezus"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.90 | Rake $0.50
Board [8d Jc 9d Jd 3h]
Seat 1: NADS17 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: RusTaktic (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Maslbruada folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: JF84 folded before Flop
Seat 6: xintha folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Bepklap showed [Qc Kd Js 3c] and won ($10.40) with a full house, Jacks full of Threes
Seat 8: leelexx folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Tenakalaz (button) mucked [Jh Ad 7d Ah]

More cunts

Calls in Omaha Hi with Ace high when I flop the NUTS, and catches runner, runner flush!

too many cunts in the world

PokerStars Game #22404779530: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/11/27 6:26:00 ET
Table 'Hammonia' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: NADS17 ($44 in chips)
Seat 2: RusTaktic ($5.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Maslbruada ($12.70 in chips)
Seat 5: JF84 ($10.20 in chips)
Seat 7: Bepklap ($11.50 in chips)
Seat 8: leelexx ($4.95 in chips)
Seat 9: Tenakalaz ($6.10 in chips)
leelexx: posts small blind $0.05
Tenakalaz: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tenakalaz [9c Js Ah 4h]
Bepklap said, "ty"
NADS17: calls $0.10
RusTaktic: folds
Maslbruada: folds
JF84 said, "vnh"
JF84: folds
Bepklap: calls $0.10
leelexx: calls $0.05
Tenakalaz: checks
*** FLOP *** [Td Kc Qs]
leelexx: checks
Tenakalaz: bets $0.20
NADS17: calls $0.20
Bepklap: calls $0.20
leelexx: calls $0.20
*** TURN *** [Td Kc Qs] [6d]
leelexx: checks
WSpieler joins the table at seat #3
Tenakalaz: bets $0.80
NADS17: folds
Bepklap: calls $0.80
leelexx: folds
*** RIVER *** [Td Kc Qs 6d] [Qd]
Tenakalaz: bets $1.20
Bepklap: calls $1.20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tenakalaz: shows [9c Js Ah 4h] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Bepklap: shows [9h 5d Ad 3s] (a flush, Ace high)
Bepklap collected $4.95 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.20 | Rake $0.25
Board [Td Kc Qs 6d Qd]
Seat 1: NADS17 folded on the Turn
Seat 2: RusTaktic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Maslbruada folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: JF84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Bepklap (button) showed [9h 5d Ad 3s] and won ($4.95) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 8: leelexx (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: Tenakalaz (big blind) showed [9c Js Ah 4h] and lost with a straight, Ten to Ace

Sunday, November 23, 2008

This is the shit I am dealing with

Every tourney, every time, this shit is happening.

I outplay the cunts and they make some stupid CUNT move and get rewarded, and I MEAN everytime.

This cunt called with K high on a dry flop and spiked a river Queen after making the worst call ever!

CUNT, I hope him and him and his family have a nasty accident and drown. 3 FUCKING OUTS.... this shit has happened for over 10 tourneys in a row, every hand cracked by some donkey Arsehole making a stupid cunt of a move and getting rewarded for being a cunt. THEY CAN ALL DIAGF and I can watch them burn.


PokerStars Game #22295414711: Tournament #122429941, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/11/23 12:49:23 ET
Table '122429941 7' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: milkman 1955 (5040 in chips)
Seat 2: WhoDeyClay24 (965 in chips)
Seat 3: lolivier31 (2585 in chips)
Seat 4: Slavyanin777 (2225 in chips)
Seat 5: Otis888 (1135 in chips)
Seat 6: Jaffaar (2005 in chips)
Seat 7: Tenakalaz (6515 in chips)
Seat 8: samjack0103 (3065 in chips)
Seat 9: Golf_fro (755 in chips)
Jaffaar: posts small blind 100
Tenakalaz: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tenakalaz [Js Jc]
samjack0103: folds
Golf_fro: raises 555 to 755 and is all-in
milkman 1955: raises 1245 to 2000
WhoDeyClay24: folds
lolivier31: folds
Slavyanin777: folds
Otis888: calls 1135 and is all-in
Jaffaar: folds
Tenakalaz: raises 1245 to 3245
milkman 1955: calls 1245
*** FLOP *** [6h 3h 5c]
Tenakalaz: bets 3270 and is all-in
milkman 1955: calls 1795 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1475) returned to Tenakalaz
*** TURN *** [6h 3h 5c] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [6h 3h 5c 7s] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tenakalaz: shows [Js Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
milkman 1955: shows [Qh Kc] (a pair of Queens)
milkman 1955 collected 7810 from side pot-2
Otis888: shows [7d Ad] (a pair of Sevens)
milkman 1955 collected 1140 from side pot-1
Golf_fro: shows [Kd As] (high card Ace)
Tenakalaz said, "donk twat"
milkman 1955 collected 3120 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12070 Main pot 3120. Side pot-1 1140. Side pot-2 7810. | Rake 0
Board [6h 3h 5c 7s Qs]
Seat 1: milkman 1955 showed [Qh Kc] and won (12070) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: WhoDeyClay24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: lolivier31 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Slavyanin777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Otis888 (button) showed [7d Ad] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 6: Jaffaar (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Tenakalaz (big blind) showed [Js Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 8: samjack0103 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Golf_fro showed [Kd As] and lost with high card Ace

Friday, November 21, 2008

Just so you dont have to click

Thought this was hilarious!


WORD!




Thursday, November 20, 2008

Monday, November 3, 2008

Watta Luckbox! &$%#!@YU*&?!

4 man turbo tourney turns into a 3man turbo when juha fails to show. DOH! he was
blinded out until the rebuy period was over then we moved on with 3 players, roy,
adam & beebzz.

adam continued to suck out on brian about 6-7 times on the river adn brian was of
course out at 20:34. the earliest recorded time yet for brian. DOH! he was tilting
and played heads-up with himself and came out even with a red circle green king, so
he went home earl, got the bracelet in themail and got his .26c back. HE WON! and
lost, i think ;) for details ask dave.

adam was the short stack with only 6k in chips compared to roys 11k but in one
all-in from them both, adam had all the chips minus about 1k left over for roy to
think... hmmmm, im still in this! too bad we opted for a winner-take-all 70euro
prize! doh! for hand details, ask the players, beebz was drinkin 9,2% beer n cant
remember ;)

it was over quick, another cash game ensued after but beebzz took his green king
loss/win home early n fell asleep no the couch to a nice deep stack 500k high stakes
poker re-run on pokertube. ahhhh the life.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz RAISE!
huh.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ALL IN ALL IN!
zzzzzzzzzzzzz SUCK OUT!?! AGAIN!

DOH!

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