Thursday, November 27, 2008
SAME CUNT
CUNTS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
HOPE THEY DIE
PokerStars Game #22405324453: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/11/27 7:14:02 ET
Table 'Hammonia' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: NADS17 ($42.75 in chips)
Seat 2: RusTaktic ($15.70 in chips)
Seat 4: Maslbruada ($9.10 in chips)
Seat 5: JF84 ($5.05 in chips)
Seat 6: xintha ($10 in chips)
Seat 7: Bepklap ($4.05 in chips)
Seat 8: leelexx ($15.75 in chips)
Seat 9: Tenakalaz ($10.65 in chips)
NADS17: posts small blind $0.05
RusTaktic: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tenakalaz [Jh Ad 7d Ah]
Maslbruada: folds
JF84: calls $0.10
xintha: folds
Bepklap: calls $0.10
leelexx: calls $0.10
Tenakalaz: raises $0.55 to $0.65
NADS17: calls $0.60
RusTaktic: folds
JF84: folds
Bepklap: calls $0.55
leelexx: calls $0.55
*** FLOP *** [8d Jc 9d]
NADS17: checks
Bepklap: checks
leelexx: checks
Tenakalaz: bets $1.30
NADS17: calls $1.30
Bepklap: calls $1.30
leelexx: folds
*** TURN *** [8d Jc 9d] [Jd]
NADS17: checks
Bepklap: checks
Tenakalaz: bets $2.20
NADS17: folds
Bepklap: calls $2.10 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.10) returned to Tenakalaz
*** RIVER *** [8d Jc 9d Jd] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bepklap: shows [Qc Kd Js 3c] (a full house, Jacks full of Threes)
Tenakalaz: mucks hand
Tenakalaz said, "****ing DONK ****"
Bepklap collected $10.40 from pot
Bepklap said, "tjezus"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.90 | Rake $0.50
Board [8d Jc 9d Jd 3h]
Seat 1: NADS17 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: RusTaktic (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Maslbruada folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: JF84 folded before Flop
Seat 6: xintha folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Bepklap showed [Qc Kd Js 3c] and won ($10.40) with a full house, Jacks full of Threes
Seat 8: leelexx folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Tenakalaz (button) mucked [Jh Ad 7d Ah]
More cunts
too many cunts in the world
PokerStars Game #22404779530: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/11/27 6:26:00 ET
Table 'Hammonia' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: NADS17 ($44 in chips)
Seat 2: RusTaktic ($5.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Maslbruada ($12.70 in chips)
Seat 5: JF84 ($10.20 in chips)
Seat 7: Bepklap ($11.50 in chips)
Seat 8: leelexx ($4.95 in chips)
Seat 9: Tenakalaz ($6.10 in chips)
leelexx: posts small blind $0.05
Tenakalaz: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tenakalaz [9c Js Ah 4h]
Bepklap said, "ty"
NADS17: calls $0.10
RusTaktic: folds
Maslbruada: folds
JF84 said, "vnh"
JF84: folds
Bepklap: calls $0.10
leelexx: calls $0.05
Tenakalaz: checks
*** FLOP *** [Td Kc Qs]
leelexx: checks
Tenakalaz: bets $0.20
NADS17: calls $0.20
Bepklap: calls $0.20
leelexx: calls $0.20
*** TURN *** [Td Kc Qs] [6d]
leelexx: checks
WSpieler joins the table at seat #3
Tenakalaz: bets $0.80
NADS17: folds
Bepklap: calls $0.80
leelexx: folds
*** RIVER *** [Td Kc Qs 6d] [Qd]
Tenakalaz: bets $1.20
Bepklap: calls $1.20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tenakalaz: shows [9c Js Ah 4h] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Bepklap: shows [9h 5d Ad 3s] (a flush, Ace high)
Bepklap collected $4.95 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.20 | Rake $0.25
Board [Td Kc Qs 6d Qd]
Seat 1: NADS17 folded on the Turn
Seat 2: RusTaktic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Maslbruada folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: JF84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Bepklap (button) showed [9h 5d Ad 3s] and won ($4.95) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 8: leelexx (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: Tenakalaz (big blind) showed [9c Js Ah 4h] and lost with a straight, Ten to Ace
Sunday, November 23, 2008
This is the shit I am dealing with
I outplay the cunts and they make some stupid CUNT move and get rewarded, and I MEAN everytime.
This cunt called with K high on a dry flop and spiked a river Queen after making the worst call ever!
CUNT, I hope him and him and his family have a nasty accident and drown. 3 FUCKING OUTS.... this shit has happened for over 10 tourneys in a row, every hand cracked by some donkey Arsehole making a stupid cunt of a move and getting rewarded for being a cunt. THEY CAN ALL DIAGF and I can watch them burn.
PokerStars Game #22295414711: Tournament #122429941, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/11/23 12:49:23 ET
Table '122429941 7' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: milkman 1955 (5040 in chips)
Seat 2: WhoDeyClay24 (965 in chips)
Seat 3: lolivier31 (2585 in chips)
Seat 4: Slavyanin777 (2225 in chips)
Seat 5: Otis888 (1135 in chips)
Seat 6: Jaffaar (2005 in chips)
Seat 7: Tenakalaz (6515 in chips)
Seat 8: samjack0103 (3065 in chips)
Seat 9: Golf_fro (755 in chips)
Jaffaar: posts small blind 100
Tenakalaz: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tenakalaz [Js Jc]
samjack0103: folds
Golf_fro: raises 555 to 755 and is all-in
milkman 1955: raises 1245 to 2000
WhoDeyClay24: folds
lolivier31: folds
Slavyanin777: folds
Otis888: calls 1135 and is all-in
Jaffaar: folds
Tenakalaz: raises 1245 to 3245
milkman 1955: calls 1245
*** FLOP *** [6h 3h 5c]
Tenakalaz: bets 3270 and is all-in
milkman 1955: calls 1795 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1475) returned to Tenakalaz
*** TURN *** [6h 3h 5c] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [6h 3h 5c 7s] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tenakalaz: shows [Js Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
milkman 1955: shows [Qh Kc] (a pair of Queens)
milkman 1955 collected 7810 from side pot-2
Otis888: shows [7d Ad] (a pair of Sevens)
milkman 1955 collected 1140 from side pot-1
Golf_fro: shows [Kd As] (high card Ace)
Tenakalaz said, "donk twat"
milkman 1955 collected 3120 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12070 Main pot 3120. Side pot-1 1140. Side pot-2 7810. | Rake 0
Board [6h 3h 5c 7s Qs]
Seat 1: milkman 1955 showed [Qh Kc] and won (12070) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: WhoDeyClay24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: lolivier31 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Slavyanin777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Otis888 (button) showed [7d Ad] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 6: Jaffaar (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Tenakalaz (big blind) showed [Js Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 8: samjack0103 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Golf_fro showed [Kd As] and lost with high card Ace
Friday, November 21, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Watta Luckbox! &$%#!@YU*&?!
blinded out until the rebuy period was over then we moved on with 3 players, roy,
adam & beebzz.
adam continued to suck out on brian about 6-7 times on the river adn brian was of
course out at 20:34. the earliest recorded time yet for brian. DOH! he was tilting
and played heads-up with himself and came out even with a red circle green king, so
he went home earl, got the bracelet in themail and got his .26c back. HE WON! and
lost, i think ;) for details ask dave.
adam was the short stack with only 6k in chips compared to roys 11k but in one
all-in from them both, adam had all the chips minus about 1k left over for roy to
think... hmmmm, im still in this! too bad we opted for a winner-take-all 70euro
prize! doh! for hand details, ask the players, beebz was drinkin 9,2% beer n cant
remember ;)
it was over quick, another cash game ensued after but beebzz took his green king
loss/win home early n fell asleep no the couch to a nice deep stack 500k high stakes
poker re-run on pokertube. ahhhh the life.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz RAISE!
huh.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ALL IN ALL IN!
zzzzzzzzzzzzz SUCK OUT!?! AGAIN!
DOH!
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