Monday, July 27, 2009

Torunament Schedule August Utrecht

Tournaments, August - Utrecht Holland Casino

Texas Hold’em, Freeze Out No Limit - Utrecht
Start : Sunday 23 augustus 2009 om 15:00
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, No Limit
Buy-In : € 300
Rebuy : NONE


Satellite Main Event - Utrecht
Start : Monday 24 augustus 2009 om 16:00
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, No Limit
Buy-In : € 50
Rebuy : Unlimited


Texas Hold’em, Limit. Single rebuy, single add-on - Utrecht
Start : Tuesday 25 augustus 2009 om 15:00
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, Limit
Buy-In : € 100
Rebuy : 1


Texas Hold’em, No Limit. Unlimited rebuys, single add-on - Utrecht
Start : Wednesday 26 augustus 2009 om 15:00
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, No Limit
Buy-In : € 100
Rebuy : Unlimited


Six Handed, European Open 2009 - Utrecht
Start : Thursday 27 augustus 2009 om 15:00
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, No Limit
Buy-In : € 500
Rebuy : None


Summer Classics Main Event - Utrecht
Start : Friday 28 augustus 2009 om 13:30
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, No Limit
Buy-In : € 1.000
Rebuy : None

The Bounty Tournament 25% - Utrecht
Start : Saturday 29 augustus 2009 om 13:30
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, No Limit
Buy-In : € 400
Rebuy : Geen

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Someone gimme the odds here?!

HAAAA YEA! DOH!
(of course the Aces held up)
Everyone folded tot he Aces Hollywood All-IN
EVENS THE KINGS!!! GREAT FOLD!
But the Queens Called! HA! (knocked out)

Eventual Board: 4 2 K 9 8

KINGS WOULDA TRIPLED UP
BUT STILL GREAT FOLD.
HARD AS HELL BUT A MONSTER FOLD
NICE.

Now back to business:

ODDS OF EVERYONE 5-HANDED GETTIN A POCKET PAIR?
N 3 OF THOSE ARE AA KK QQ
Nice Sunday assignment, GO!

=)
b

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Brian takes down his first win, 2 fiddies for his titties!



Yep Brian managed to win his FIRST tourney!! A long awaited and well deserved win! Took down a nice pot of €120 thanks to Andy's rather bad run!

Congratulations to Beebz and he enjoyed rubbing his 2 fresh Fifty's on his little titties! ;P

nice one!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

New CH3CKRAISE THREAD! YEA!

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/optimus-prime-helmet-table-225968/

OPTIMUS PRIME ROCKS!
YEA!

b

CH3CKRAISE IS IN THA HOUSE

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090524015747921

2+2 Thread pg13

I moved up to $100NL HU! That dude DANGEROUSS followed me because I guess he doesnt want food.

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $100 FROM U (AKA $50 TIMES TWO)
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
SolidForse: omg
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
SolidForse: uve gotta be kidding me
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
SolidForse: wtf are you doing calling the turn
SolidForse: with bottom pair
SolidForse: what is goin through your head when you make that call
SolidForse: enlighten me donk
ch3ckraise: $100 > BANKWIRE > ATM > TITT1ES


DANGEROUSS: LMME GUESS.. BLING BLANG BOW
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
DANGEROUSS: YOU JUST WON $100
DANGEROUSS: I COULD HAVE USED IT BUY FOOD
DANGEROUSS: BUT UR GONNA RUB IT ON YOUR MOMS T****** INSTEAD U F**
DANGEROUSS: FUNNY U DON'T SAY THAT S*** WHEN I STACK U
ch3ckraise: Dear ch3ckraise,
ch3ckraise: We are pleased to inform you that all necessary documentation is on file and your withdrawal request for $100.00 has been approved.
ch3ckraise: Your payout will be processed as a bankwire to checking account number XXXXXXXX87.
ch3ckraise: Please allow 5-7 days for processing.
DANGEROUSS: DUMB S**T
ch3ckraise: DOCUMENTS ON FILE
ch3ckraise: CASH ON T1TTES


THIS IS BRILIANT
EVEN BETTER
THE Second MOVIE!

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090526215756840

YEA!

beebzz =)

$185 > Bank Transfer > ATM > TITT1ES

Bing Bang Pow

You finished the tournament in 3rd place. A USD 235.62 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

Followed by :


A wire transfer for $185.00 will be submitted for processing to your bank account **********.
Credit transaction #@#$@#%$#^#$
Please allow 72 hours for processing of Wire cashouts and another 3-5 business days for the funds to arrive in your bank account (there may be delays if bank details provided are inaccurate).

Bing Bang Pow : Ch3ckraise chant!

Hilarious thread on 2 plus 2 over the last week or 2 about a chant that a player called Ch3ckraise was using online against people that he beat in a pot or stacked!

The Thread is fucking hilarious but the chant is here and it is sung to the tune of Boom, boom pow from black eyed peas!

This chant got out of hand though and people created small animations and then a song to highlight the awesomeness of the thread!

Genius stuff!

well here are a couple of them chants :

My favourite one is first (the ending is genius):

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
NyugenTdog: nice catch
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
NyugenTdog: keep playing like that and see wut happens
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
NyugenTdog: You called my overbet on flop and turn with fd
NyugenTdog: and you think your good
NyugenTdog: your a joke
NyugenTdog: lol you'll lose that $50 plus more before u cash out
NyugenTdog: I bet you never even cash out
NyugenTdog: Just keep playing like that
ch3ckraise: $50 > BANKWIRE > ATM > TITT1ES

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
tilted1: wtf

Iplay4funn: omg
Iplay4funn: how can u call with with that
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
Iplay4funn: hmoron
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
play4funn: is calling the only thing u kno how to do donk?
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
play4funn: whats wrong with u
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

Listen to the MP3 here

Animation here

From Busto to Robusto! 1 Nerds rise in poker!

Guys you should watch this if you can!!

A great little movie about how one computer nerd made his fortune playing poker SNG's!

Click here to watch it!