Omg! This was just THE beginning!

Later his stack was 3 x this! All hail the luck box master!

Nice hand Beebs!

My next tutoiral

PLay like a fish and win by B.B! ;p

just took down da Christmas game, WAT.

cashed out 380,15
biggest HomeGame win eva

i ran like darvin moon.
got cards
hit flops
got LUCKKKKKKKKKKKY!
n took it all toda bank.
wat.

even felted dave in one of the last hands at 6:30 ( GOT TRAPPED AGAIN AND OUTPLAYED ON EVERY STREET AND GOT RUNNER RUNNER AGAIN TO PROVE HOW BAD I AM)
i ran like GOD.
or the angelic equivelint in your religion.
HA! ROCK AAN!

time 2make a beebzteez vid bout it... (WEAR MY TSHIRTS< NO NEED FOR SKILL)
YEAYEYA STAY TUNED>
WAT.

PIMP'D
b

WSOP ME Champ Joe Cada... meet beebz

This is gonna blow yo.

My bro plays in his homegame in Detroit wit Joe cada n 3 other WSOP bracelet winners... so Im gonna have a promo through the website where Major tournament winners get free shirts. TITE.

beebzteez on TV = CHA-CHING!

werd.
pimpin.
shit bouta blow.
YEAYEA!

b

Dedicated 2 Adam... HA! YEA! NICE.

http://www.beebzteez.com/royal_flush/team_poker_stoned.html

Dedicated to my gooilandah hustlaz

http://www.beebzteez.com/royal_flush/royal_flush_designs.html

Crappy picture, but it's Phil Ivey having a drink at the Bellagio!

Up about $200 today!

Got my kings paid off so just waiting for my next monster! LoL

Need to stop soon though, give the girl some attention!

Some donks, card racks and grinders here though! Full report later!

Had to sit back down again!

Yep couldn't resist!

Time for bed!

So peaked at $250 profit but after a couple of coolers I ended up
winning about $125!

Not bad and enjoyed every minute of it!

Till next time

On the move......

Word, going ok now....

Up $100 after turning quads!

Word!

Also nice score on 2 pair!

Sitting tight for a while!

On the move......

Well.....

Up about $30 at the moment! Got some proper donkeys at the table! 1
really obnoxious new York girl and also a real tight playing Asian
dude who is doing well!

1 guy up about $400 on my table, I am just waiting for my time!

Will keep updating!

On the move......

Let the games begin!

Venetian... On my way!

Yep, it's time!

Had my energy drink and am walking up the strip to take my place and
my chances!

Looking forward to an interesting ride!

It's the $1/$2 at the Venetian for me!

Word!

On the move......

Chillin wit joe in vegas, pimpin WAT.

--- On Thu, Steve Bibi wrote:

> From: Steve Bibi
> To: beebz
> Date: Thursday, November 12
>
> By the way, I hung out with Cada a couple nights ago...two
> of my boys are really good friends with him....so we partied
> out....kinda crazy.
> Call me if u want--- peace
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>

DAS SO SIK YO.
PEAC

GO MICHIGAN!
WAT.

my bro knows joe cada...

how sik is dat?

DAS MICHIGAN POKER 4 YA WAT.
MICHIGAN IS KING

WAT.
ALL-IN 194million chips
I WIN 8.5million WAT.

FEEL IT

hav fun in vegas baby yea!

GIVE ME HELL! n
RAISE BAYBA RAISE! YEAYEA!
NICE.

http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx?movie=12184&title=World_Series_60_-_November_9th

4 days wit phil ivey

cool... 1 was in AMS.
nice.

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4620789&categoryid=3060647

enjoy.

BLEEEEEEEEEEACH! YEA! (nirvana)

THX ROY! YEA!
(funny how life if a cycle)
MUCH MUZIK LUV
b

Fw: Made 6k last night... (pic)

Fw: Made 6k last night...here's my stack at about 5400

LOOK AT DAT... BIG DADDY.
HAHAHHAHAH FUCKIN SWEET.

He plays $2/$5 NLHE buy-in is 500 er so...
switched casinos cas he got in a fight
n made da dudes face all bloody
(the other guy started it, steve ended it HA! =)

DANG.

jah bless da iphone HA!
HAHAH YEA!

GENIET ER VAN. ITS SO SIK.
hows he see da cards yo?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

NICE!

b

--- On Fri, 10/16/09, Steve Bibi <flchilin@yahoo.com> wrote:

> From: Steve Bibi
> Subject: Made 6k last night...here's my stack at about 5400
> To: "beebzz"
> Date: Friday, October 16
>
>
>
>
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
>
>      

DO THIS KIDS!

4 for 4 this wk!

4 online sessions this week
4 wins

+$35
+$15
+$10
+$13 (today in 20mins)

PokerStars
.10/.25c NLHE Ring Game

funfunfun!

beebzz is learnin' how ta grind!
AHRITE!

BIG PIMPIN

so sik...
playin against three (Michigan) bracelet winners AT YER homegame
and he took $1100 from em on monday.
WAT.

steves so sik. wat.

Bad news though...
no steve in november...

DOH!
DAMN.
Guess I gotta go back to vegas ta c him!
DOH!

(he might roll this way in march though)
well see...
enjoy.

--- On Wed, 10/7/09, Steve Bibi wrote:

> From: Steve Bibi
> Subject: Re: need to talk to you...
> To: "beebzz"
> Date: October 7, 2009, 2:36 AM
>
>
> Guys I play with home game every Monday!!
>
> Justin Scott
> Anthony Harb
> Dean Hamrick

check raise a fish

PokerStars Game #32665701007: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2009/09/10 4:17:45 ET
Table 'Franzia' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: TIGRANO ($110.95 in chips)
Seat 2: ehafner ($103.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Playa4ever ($102.35 in chips)
Seat 4: Universumato ($37.05 in chips)
Seat 5: cqngh ($54.70 in chips)
Seat 6: Tak Lui ($21.50 in chips)
Seat 7: ariolis30 ($116.95 in chips)
Seat 8: Tenakalaz ($36.85 in chips)
Seat 9: lhs pe ($93.15 in chips)
TIGRANO: posts small blind $0.50
ehafner: posts big blind $1
Tenakalaz: posts small & big blinds $1.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tenakalaz [Th Kc]
Playa4ever: folds
Universumato: folds
cqngh: folds
Tak Lui: folds
ariolis30: folds
Tenakalaz: checks
lhs pe: raises $4 to $5
TIGRANO: folds
ehafner: folds
Tenakalaz: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Td Kd 4c]
Tenakalaz: checks
lhs pe: bets $11
Tenakalaz: raises $20.35 to $31.35 and is all-in
lhs pe: calls $20.35
*** TURN *** [Td Kd 4c] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Td Kd 4c 4s] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tenakalaz: shows [Th Kc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
lhs pe: shows [6h 4d] (three of a kind, Fours)
Tenakalaz said, "wow idiot"
lhs pe collected $71.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $74.70 | Rake $3
Board [Td Kd 4c 4s 5h]
Seat 1: TIGRANO (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ehafner (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Playa4ever folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Universumato folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: cqngh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Tak Lui folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ariolis30 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Tenakalaz showed [Th Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 9: lhs pe (button) showed [6h 4d] and won ($71.70) with three of a kind, Fours

Amazing Freeroll from Pokernews!

I can't wait for this!!

tonight.... I am even going to take a day off work tomorrow if it goes well tonight!

Top 93 can win a nice entry to a WCOOP event!

Heres hoping I don't run like I did saturday!

--
David Lazarus

OMG 2 - 7 $8000 / $16000 in Bobby's Room!

Watch Jean-Robert Bellande On His Way To Work on RawVegas.tv

Lil' correction and also new games!

Ok kids
sunday was very interesting with the introduction of two new, well-known poker games:

01. Deuce to Seven &
02. Seven-Card Stud

Deuce to Seven has two variations: Single & Triple Draw

Stud can also be played as a Five or Seven Card game too!

Anyhowo... CORRECTION!

We were playin 2-7 WAY TOO BIG...
n in our ,10c/,25c home game structure
Deuce to Seven betting stucture SHOULD look like this:

~This is the Home Game "Limit" Structure~

SB ,10c
BB ,25c

Betting Rd1 & Rd2
Call ,25c
1Bet ,50c
2Bet ,75c !! (only +,25c)
3Bet 1euro !!!

Betting Rd3 & Rd4 (IF APPLICABLE)
(The min. bet DOUBLES, so does the min raise)
Call ,50c
1Bet 1euro
2Bet 1,50euro
3Bet 2euro !!!

Instead of double, double, double betting that we were playin
Our highest bet was a 4euro bet...
THATS TOO BIG FOR OUR STACKSIZES
Adam felt this already n its really not correct also
so!

THIS APPLIES FOR ALL LIMIT GAMES STRUCTURES
unless we agree to play higher
THIS IS CORRECT FOR OUR LEVEL AT THE MOMENT...

Any questions, ya betta ax sombadee

Note: Ive just read a small article up on BADUGI
YEA! this is gonna be introduced next week!

Then we'll have close to 10 games we can play!
YEA!

01. NLHE
02. PLO + HI/LOW
03. NLO(maha)
04. OMAHA-HA
05. STUD-MAHA + -MAHAHA
06. MISTAKE-MAHA + -MAHAHA
07. 7-CARD STUD
08. 2-7 3-DRAW + 1-DRAW (KansasCity Lowball)

Games to come:
! BADUGI !
!! RAZZ !!
5-CARD STUD
7-CARD DRAW + 5-CARD
PLHE

& lets not forget:

GREEN CIRCLE RED SQUARE! YEA!

beebzz

a beautiful day in the neighborhood...

YEA!

Sunday happened to be an extra nice day outside
wiht lots of sun in the garden
relaxing wit a spliff
drinkin wine
n goin ALL-IN.

in the garden? wat? YEP.

a shorthanded game with dave adam n myself (beebz)
move the table out into the garden and
played until the sun went down.
awwww how nice. ALL-IN.

N we introduced some new games! YEA!

beebzz offered up Deuce to Seven NL Lowball
otherwise known as "Kansas City Lowball"

n Dave offered up Seven Card Stud. YEA!

We also played a variant of 2-7
that we all reaaaallly liked
called "Deuce to Seven Triple-Draw Limit Lowball"
n this was the happy/tilt-maker! YEA!

If you guys would like to see some 2-7 in action
there is very little to see on the internet
but there are a few videos on PokerTube
of the WSOP 2004 $5k 2-7 NL game final table
and also a very little torrents also
where 2-7 s buried inside larger WSOP 2004 4.5gb files

either or both new games are great to play n
fun for the bankroll! YEA!

enjoy
next Saturday/Sunday I can offer up the garden again
for an outdoor Cash game so lets get some good weather i the forecast!
YEA!

rock aaan
beebzz

oh yea...

me bro said his poker bankroll is up to 30k at the moment
but he was one goal away from bein at 50k last sunday
IF Owen (ManUtd) woulda scored that goal in the 90min
a fastbreak wit only da goalie n HE MISSES?!!?
itd a been 50k. das so sik.

note: steves comin back in late nov.
stay tuned! home game DZuid! yea!

NICE.
tip for november:
bring LESS MONEY to da homegame.
ATM's will b banned, ahahah YEA!
that applys for me too, DOH! YEA!

AL-UIT.

Fw: Last night

Man is my bro killin it... its again the 2/5 nlhe ring game in da detroit casino buy in max is 500 but hes sittin on about 3k here n he said he was in for about 1.2k so after a 12hours session not too bad a? look sliek his stock s goin UP! haha YEA! intro the pimp hat. n yes theres a feather! OOOOOOh! das so sik. YEAYEA! HC Zandvoort is gonna get it. soon. WAT. (foto attached!) --- On Thu, 8/20/09, Steve Bibi wrote: Subject: Last night Date: Thursday, August 20, 2009, 2:03 PM Sent from my iPhone

Holland Casino Zandvoort #2 Update

Cash Game 2/2 NLHE 20:00 Sunday

Saw 2 familiar faces
full 9 man table
got a good feel for the table after a few mins
n then waited for my time to get paid

n waited...

n waited...

n waited...

never got any cards
best hole cards were:

01: ATo, flopped NOTHING n facing a big bet;
02: KJs, SB, had to fold to a 24euro re-re-raise preflop,
03: Q6s, flopped a Q, got bet outa da pot on turn, 45euro... no flush draw;
04. A6s SB, flopped an Ace, but no flush draw, another flush draw hit n a straight draw, I was initial raiser HU facin a 35euro bet on teh turn... death. watta kut run. KNowni I was beat, Could feel dat shit...

no suited connectors
no pocket pairs
cold deck for 2hours
2 good players were check-raisin me pre-flop

I think I saw 7 flops in two hours?
Won maybe 3 smallish pots...
bleed profusely for about 1:30min

Started wit 300
ended wit 205 DOH!
(was down more! DOH!)

Bad run. lost the minimum? uh, rough nite.

HC Zandvoort #1 = +140
HC Zandvoort #2 = -95

Live Bankroll took a 1/3 hit... DOH!
But ready to hit it again this weekend
I know I can dominate n smash this game
GIVEN A NORMAL SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES

CAN A PREMIMUM HAND PLEASE?
IN POSITION SOMETHING HALFWAY DECENT PLEASE?
CAN I RAISE N NOT GET SHOVED ON PLEASE?
OR CAN I SHOVED ON WIT DA NUTZ PLEASE?

THANK YOU
NICE.

Next weekend Im headed back of course...
here we go!
thrid times the charm! =)

beebzz

Fw: I have 5500

THIS IS SIK. 2/5 NLHE cash game Max. Buy in $500 Detroit Motor City Casino kijk de foto jongens... YEA! GO BIBI's! (me bro =) NICE. --- On Tue, 8/4/09, Steve Bibi <flchilin@yahoo.com> wrote: From: Steve Bibi <flchilin@yahoo.com> Subject: I have 5500 To: "beebzz" <beebsdotcom@yahoo.com> Date: Tuesday, August 4, 2009, 9:49 AM Sick game!! Made 5000 Look closely Sent from my iPhone

2,5hrs of Poker at Holland Casino Zandvoort

Heyhey!
since you kids played on friday
I had a free weekend (sat/sun)
n was feelin a good poker vibe still
So I found a live game!

Holland Casino Zandvoort
2/2 NLHE 9-man table
Start 20:00, 7days/wk
Buy-in: 100min-400max

Theres only one table!
HA! YEA!
But hey no matta, kids were playin loose aggressive
or passive loose/calling stations
NICE FEEL!

I bought in for 300 n
Caught a nice rush after about 45mins
was up 230euro after 1:30hrs in n (SHOULDA CASHED OUT! DOH)
so peaked there n waited through a
half-hour of a cold deck
then my last hand lost 90 in a limped BB hand
when I hit 2 pair on the flop, a fullhouse on the turn
n it was only us blinds goin at it
SB bet 30 on the end, I raised to 60
she called n had the bigger fullhouse! DOH!
so lost 90 there, coulda saved 30 on the end
only up 140 up then...
n decided to bolt after 2:30hr of play =)

decent win
abit less than 25/hr ROI!
I can dig it!

After the 1st hour a guy walked out wit 800 CASH ME OUT!
Another big stack had 650
n I left him to clean it up more...
nuthin like da live game!
WAT! NICE.

N E 1 wanna join me next time?!
its nice =)
YEAYEA

beebzz

Torunament Schedule August Utrecht

Tournaments, August - Utrecht Holland Casino

Texas Hold’em, Freeze Out No Limit - Utrecht
Start : Sunday 23 augustus 2009 om 15:00
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, No Limit
Buy-In : € 300
Rebuy : NONE


Satellite Main Event - Utrecht
Start : Monday 24 augustus 2009 om 16:00
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, No Limit
Buy-In : € 50
Rebuy : Unlimited


Texas Hold’em, Limit. Single rebuy, single add-on - Utrecht
Start : Tuesday 25 augustus 2009 om 15:00
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, Limit
Buy-In : € 100
Rebuy : 1


Texas Hold’em, No Limit. Unlimited rebuys, single add-on - Utrecht
Start : Wednesday 26 augustus 2009 om 15:00
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, No Limit
Buy-In : € 100
Rebuy : Unlimited


Six Handed, European Open 2009 - Utrecht
Start : Thursday 27 augustus 2009 om 15:00
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, No Limit
Buy-In : € 500
Rebuy : None


Summer Classics Main Event - Utrecht
Start : Friday 28 augustus 2009 om 13:30
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, No Limit
Buy-In : € 1.000
Rebuy : None

The Bounty Tournament 25% - Utrecht
Start : Saturday 29 augustus 2009 om 13:30
Speltype : Texas Hold'em, No Limit
Buy-In : € 400
Rebuy : Geen

Someone gimme the odds here?!

HAAAA YEA! DOH!
(of course the Aces held up)
Everyone folded tot he Aces Hollywood All-IN
EVENS THE KINGS!!! GREAT FOLD!
But the Queens Called! HA! (knocked out)

Eventual Board: 4 2 K 9 8

KINGS WOULDA TRIPLED UP
BUT STILL GREAT FOLD.
HARD AS HELL BUT A MONSTER FOLD
NICE.

Now back to business:

ODDS OF EVERYONE 5-HANDED GETTIN A POCKET PAIR?
N 3 OF THOSE ARE AA KK QQ
Nice Sunday assignment, GO!

=)
b

Brian takes down his first win, 2 fiddies for his titties!

Yep Brian managed to win his FIRST tourney!! A long awaited and well deserved win! Took down a nice pot of €120 thanks to Andy's rather bad run!

Congratulations to Beebz and he enjoyed rubbing his 2 fresh Fifty's on his little titties! ;P

nice one!

My own Ch3ckraise animation

Shuffling school!!! PLEASE ALL WATCH!

New CH3CKRAISE THREAD! YEA!

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/optimus-prime-helmet-table-225968/

OPTIMUS PRIME ROCKS!
YEA!

b

CH3CKRAISE IS IN THA HOUSE

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090524015747921

2+2 Thread pg13

I moved up to $100NL HU! That dude DANGEROUSS followed me because I guess he doesnt want food.

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $100 FROM U (AKA $50 TIMES TWO)
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
SolidForse: omg
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
SolidForse: uve gotta be kidding me
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
SolidForse: wtf are you doing calling the turn
SolidForse: with bottom pair
SolidForse: what is goin through your head when you make that call
SolidForse: enlighten me donk
ch3ckraise: $100 > BANKWIRE > ATM > TITT1ES

DANGEROUSS: LMME GUESS.. BLING BLANG BOW
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
DANGEROUSS: YOU JUST WON $100
DANGEROUSS: I COULD HAVE USED IT BUY FOOD
DANGEROUSS: BUT UR GONNA RUB IT ON YOUR MOMS T****** INSTEAD U F**
DANGEROUSS: FUNNY U DON'T SAY THAT S*** WHEN I STACK U
ch3ckraise: Dear ch3ckraise,
ch3ckraise: We are pleased to inform you that all necessary documentation is on file and your withdrawal request for $100.00 has been approved.
ch3ckraise: Your payout will be processed as a bankwire to checking account number XXXXXXXX87.
ch3ckraise: Please allow 5-7 days for processing.
DANGEROUSS: DUMB S**T
ch3ckraise: DOCUMENTS ON FILE
ch3ckraise: CASH ON T1TTES

THIS IS BRILIANT
EVEN BETTER
THE Second MOVIE!

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090526215756840

YEA!

beebzz =)

$185 > Bank Transfer > ATM > TITT1ES

Bing Bang Pow

You finished the tournament in 3rd place. A USD 235.62 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

Followed by :


A wire transfer for $185.00 will be submitted for processing to your bank account **********.
Credit transaction #@#$@#%$#^#$
Please allow 72 hours for processing of Wire cashouts and another 3-5 business days for the funds to arrive in your bank account (there may be delays if bank details provided are inaccurate).

Bing Bang Pow : Ch3ckraise chant!

Hilarious thread on 2 plus 2 over the last week or 2 about a chant that a player called Ch3ckraise was using online against people that he beat in a pot or stacked!

The Thread is fucking hilarious but the chant is here and it is sung to the tune of Boom, boom pow from black eyed peas!

This chant got out of hand though and people created small animations and then a song to highlight the awesomeness of the thread!

Genius stuff!

well here are a couple of them chants :

My favourite one is first (the ending is genius):

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
NyugenTdog: nice catch
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
NyugenTdog: keep playing like that and see wut happens
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
NyugenTdog: You called my overbet on flop and turn with fd
NyugenTdog: and you think your good
NyugenTdog: your a joke
NyugenTdog: lol you'll lose that $50 plus more before u cash out
NyugenTdog: I bet you never even cash out
NyugenTdog: Just keep playing like that
ch3ckraise: $50 > BANKWIRE > ATM > TITT1ES

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
tilted1: wtf

Iplay4funn: omg
Iplay4funn: how can u call with with that
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
Iplay4funn: hmoron
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
play4funn: is calling the only thing u kno how to do donk?
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
play4funn: whats wrong with u
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

Listen to the MP3 here

Animation here

From Busto to Robusto! 1 Nerds rise in poker!

Guys you should watch this if you can!!

A great little movie about how one computer nerd made his fortune playing poker SNG's!

Click here to watch it!

Mike cashes in as well

Hi David and other poker dudes and dudettes. Even I rake in a few bucks now and then!



See image = $700 cash on a recent sit and go!



Mike

Beebzz 5-day WSOP 2009 Experieince

Beebs at the WSOP!!

You really should go and check out these pics!!

Click here to check out some Beebs pics of Eli Elezra, Phil Hellmuth and Phil Ivey etc..

Looked really awesome!

beebzz Vegas Wrap-up

got donked outa da $1.5k WSOP NLHE event
when dueces went all-in pre-flop unda-da-gun
DUMMY
I woke up wit ACES n got sucked out on the river.... DEUCE.
wow, fuck that...

had a big tilt n juanda n russo were checkn me out crazy
hahaha... next day I saw vanessa russo in the hall and she came over n said she saw my big bustout... funny... told me to keep playin, thats why they do, cas theres donks EVERYWHERE... btu sometimes they win too, gotta b ready 4 that sometimes... funny...

ended up +$900 in the cash game
felt really sick n was in bed super early everynite, bit shit
cas ITS VEGAS BABY but wateva... need me helalth too... DOH!

anyhowo... made OKmoney not great
not wat I expected but was ok...

next time Im bringin 10k and im gonna play multiple events
n get it all-in again wit ACES cas WHY WOULDNT YA CALL THA DONKS?
FUCK EM

YEA!

Pics ta come!
YEA!

I WAS ALL-IN
b

WSOP 2009 $1500 NLHE Event 34 Results

Sat down at noon to a EZ table fulla oldies, buncha ABC players n I was the second best player on the table. THe one kid I was watchin out for was rasiin everyhand for the first 1.5hrs, UNTIL he got HIT HARD wit da nuttz then he stopped n started playin total nutsz poker, weird.

the rest of hte player were so tight that I was stealin in position, bettin well, playin good small ball n really kids, almost perfect beebzz poker.

After the first break, 2hrs in, I had my starting stack of 4500 up to 7k. yea. gain 2k the first 2 rounds, 4k the next two rounds n Im well on track for a monster AFTERNOON.

Blinds 100/200
RIght after the break, I got hit wit a all-in reraise n had to found n dropped 1.5k in chips in the pot. 5.5k n I was forced to wait for it. The best kid on the table gets BUSTED OUT 30mins in BANG! WOAH. THis table is perfect. I can grabb all their chips... WOOOOOOW.

UNTIL THE NIT MADE A SUPER DONK BET N KNOCKED ME OUT.
FUCKIN GRANDMA BITCH RASIED ALL-IN UNDER THE GUN 4.8k
IM TWO OFF THE BUTTON, LOOK DOWN AT A MONSTER: ACES
PRETTY ONES.

I RAISE ALL-IN
EVERYONE FOLDS

HERES WHERE SHE TURNS OVER THE DEUCES
THAT FUCKIN BITCH

I TOLD HER AS I STAND UP "DONT CRACK EM SWEETIE"

FLOP COMES

K 6 7

TURN 7

RIVER 2

SHe hits the fullhouse wit 7's fulla twos
JUanda n rueausso are starin at my freak out
IM OUT

FUCK

WSOP 2009 Day 02:midday update

Notables Pros in the vacinity:

Phil Ivey (been gettin a massage for the past HOUR YEA)
Annie Duke
4-5 other pros walking around, in elevator, in transit kinda shit

Johnny Chan, playin on the featured table
of the $10K Heads-Up Championship, 7 guys left... WOW
of the 286 starting field.
Watched him for about an hour, YEA!

Honorable Mention: Shannon Elizabeth
come on... can I get photo please? YEA! watta rack. YEA!

THE AIR AROUND HERE IS ELECTRIC.
EVERYONE HAS THE FEELING THAT THEY CAN WIN IT
EVERYONE CAN BECOME A MILLIONAIRE
N GO DOWN IN HISTORY WIT A BRACELET.
ITS AMAZING.

Following beebzz!

One of the Phan pros gave me a WSOP 500 tournament chip this morning
so now thats my lucky chip for tomorrow tourney. everyones startin tomorrow wit 4500 starting stack but beebzz got 5k. WAT!

When tables start breakin down n Im moved, bang, its comin out WAT!
how fun n crazy is that shit. YUEAYEA! NICE. SIK.

GOt up bright n early n hit the soft $1/2 game at the Venetian this morning at 06:00 and it was fulla drunks,tired ass all nite long sorries fallin asleep... soooo. its was like takin candy from a baby... =)

beebzz in Profit: $405

gonna play ni all the smaller side-sourneys goin on every afternoon/nite wateva... $150 buy-in starts at 19:00 ends about 02:00, well see! winner gets $8-10k... WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

anywhoo.. havin a fuckin balst

I AM ON TV.
thats crazy.

anywhoo... much luv home game
IM ALL-IN
beebzz

Fwd: Results for PokerStars Tournament 172009206

Ok it's not the WSOP.. (Hey Bri?) but I had my own little run of luckboxing tonight...


PokerStars Tournament #17#$%#%#^#, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $11.00/$1.00
180 players
Total Prize Pool: $1980.00
Tournament started 2009/06/15 19:00:03 CET [2009/06/15 13:00:03 ET]

Dear T@#$@%@%z,

You finished the tournament in 1st place. A $594.00 award has been
credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 275.19 tournament leader points in this tournament. For
information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tournaments/leader-board/

Congratulations!

Thank you for participating.

--

WSOP Day 1: 14jun09

RIO
FIRST IMPRESSIONS 14:15

(beebs smiles n grabs camera in the gallery of the ongoing Omaha H/L $1500)

Hellmuth
Farha
Antonius
Elezra
Black
Bloch
Roland

Feature Table, TV table was covered up

in hallway

Antonius
Williams
antonius's hot chick HELLA!

Beebs finds brotha on a 2/5 cash game
CLEANIN UP max buy-in 1-3k
hes up 4k after 5days

MINUS the bust-out after 5hrs of first 1.5k tourney
so UP 2.5k =)

HI STEVE.

we do lunch n bullshit
put shit in room
HIT THE WSOP SIGN-UP

IM PLAYIN ON TUESDAY

EVENT 34
$1500 NLHE
Noon Start
Table 34, Seat 3
(all my lucky numbers!)
ITS THE MAGIC FUCKIN NUMBERS

in the hallway on the way to lunch

Phan
JOHNNY FUCKING CHAN

so sick
steves like theres a millionare
theres a millionarie
CRAZY TIGHT

We hit the ventian for the loose n crazy dumbasses cash game
17:00 sit down

$1/2 NLHE $1-300 buy-in
Beebs in for $140

Up $40 after first ten minutes
laugh cas here come the boys

I raise $5 preflop in late position w/ K9c
dealer calls, 3 outa position donk calls
flop comes 2clubs + 9, yea...
donks checks, I bet $20 to go, dealer calls, 2 donks sacrifices MORE money, 1 donk calls =)
turn is a K, I bet $50 dealer CALLS, donk folds
RIVER K

my brother n the other steve, the multimilliare kid are watchin me go ALL IN on my NUT FULLHOUSE for my last $75, dealer folds, I turn over the nuts to a buncha laughs drag a mean pot, STATE MY CLAIM AS BITCHES WAT AMSTERDAM IS HERE WAT. WATCH THE FUCK OUT. ITS BEEBS

WELCOME TO VEGAS.

10mins lata
the massage girl comes over says
HI, Yer brother paid for a 20min massage
all youve got to do is tip

yea, barely kept my eyes open
got food free from the boys
so its on like elezra n the high stakers eatin n bettin, NICE

4hrs later: Ive doubled up + $140 = $280 total
tired, pass out in room at 21:30
wake up at 5:54 TODAY N FEEL FUCKIN PUMPED
IM GOIN FOR BREAKFAST N THE RIO POKER ROOM
RIGHT NOW

Might even try my hand at some PLOMAHA CASH GAMES TODAY!

OH HELLS YEA

iPod is ready wit my WSOP09 mix wit 310 songs
n my sunglasses are ready to roll

MUCH LUV BOYS
2 sessions today
6hours to lunch
lunch break
2ns session, well see how long I can go

MUCH LUV
CANT WAIT TO CASH DAT MONEY WAT!!!!!!!

IM ALL-IN
b

Big Beebs and Little Beebs at WSOP 2009

Cool guys, make sure you take down some big Cashes!

Everyone here is rooting for you both!!

BRING IT!!

--

Big Bibi at the Rio, WSOP '09 1st tourney

im flyin there on sunday... WAT.
my first tourney starts tuesday at noon, 18:00 yer time...
14hr long sessions, 2800 man, $1500 buy-in, 4500 chips, normal 25/50 starting blinds, winner get $800,000, 2nd get $500,000, im ready ta roll...

ALL-IN
b

2 weeks ago Adam wins the turbo tourney!

wow lovely hand!!

knocked out of freeroll in 8th

Like Really hates me...... lol

I RUN SHIT!! Online poker hates me

sick hand flopped the straight, running tens to lose

** Hand # 2586001772 starting - 2009-05-05 19:58:51
** Devil May Cry 2 [Hold 'em] (0.02|0.04 Fixed - Cash Game) Real Money

silverfree sitting in seat 2 with €1.96[Sitting out]
usher86 sitting in seat 3 with €0.30[Sitting out]
MickeyGlenn sitting in seat 4 with €0.61
alf3256 sitting in seat 5 with €10.98
Tenakalaz sitting in seat 6 with €1.29[Dealer]
McKeeny sitting in seat 10 with €8.42
McKeeny posted the small blind - €0.01
MickeyGlenn posted the big blind - €0.02

** Dealing cards to Tenakalaz: 7d, 6h
alf3256 called - €0.02
Tenakalaz called - €0.02
McKeeny called - €0.02
MickeyGlenn checked

** Dealing the flop: 8h, 9h, 10d
McKeeny checked
MickeyGlenn bet - €0.02
alf3256 called - €0.02
Tenakalaz raised to €0.04
McKeeny folded
MickeyGlenn called - €0.04
alf3256 called - €0.04

** Dealing the turn: 10c
MickeyGlenn checked
alf3256 checked
Tenakalaz bet - €0.04
MickeyGlenn raised to €0.08
alf3256 called - €0.08
Tenakalaz called - €0.08

** Dealing the river: 10s
MickeyGlenn bet - €0.04
alf3256 called - €0.04
Tenakalaz folded
MickeyGlenn shows: 8d, 4s
alf3256 shows: Qs, 9c
alf3256 wins €0.47 from the main pot

Just to show how amazing I run!

I run shit on stars.... RIGGED!!!

PokerStars Game #27689336252: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2009/05/01 10:48:28 CET [2009/05/01 4:48:28 ET]
Table 'Auva IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: rakeIT33 ($7.88 in chips)
Seat 4: nikoirocha ($3.70 in chips)
Seat 6: Tenakalaz ($0.96 in chips)
rakeIT33: posts small blind $0.01
nikoirocha: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tenakalaz [Qs 5h Qc 4h]
Tenakalaz: calls $0.02
rakeIT33: calls $0.01
nikoirocha: checks
*** FLOP *** [8c 7c Qh]
rakeIT33: checks
nikoirocha: bets $0.06
Tenakalaz: raises $0.10 to $0.16
rakeIT33: folds
nikoirocha: calls $0.10
*** TURN *** [8c 7c Qh] [Td]
nikoirocha: checks
Tenakalaz: checks
*** RIVER *** [8c 7c Qh Td] [9s]
nikoirocha: bets $0.38
Tenakalaz: folds
Uncalled bet ($0.38) returned to nikoirocha
nikoirocha collected $0.38 from pot
nikoirocha: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.38 | Rake $0
Board [8c 7c Qh Td 9s]
Seat 1: rakeIT33 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: nikoirocha (big blind) collected ($0.38)
Seat 6: Tenakalaz (button) folded on the River

he doesi to the next guy, no need for skill...

how bad do I run ? let me show you

a fucking idiot calls 10 dollars iwth 4 outs on the turn! and wins

PokerStars Game #27550028711: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2009/04/27 17:59:42 CET [2009/04/27 11:59:42 ET]
Table 'Tolosa' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: soier007 ($6.10 in chips)
Seat 2: gijsinmaker ($12.22 in chips)
Seat 3: mtechie52 ($9.06 in chips)
Seat 4: rornoraul ($8.30 in chips)
Seat 5: CloWn.SaNe ($10.61 in chips)
Seat 6: Tenakalaz ($12.15 in chips)
soier007: posts small blind $0.02
gijsinmaker: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tenakalaz [6c 4s Qs Jh]
mtechie52: raises $0.10 to $0.15
rornoraul: calls $0.15
CloWn.SaNe: calls $0.15
Tenakalaz: calls $0.15
soier007: folds
gijsinmaker: calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [8s Ad Td]
gijsinmaker: checks
mtechie52: bets $0.75
rornoraul: calls $0.75
CloWn.SaNe: calls $0.75
Tenakalaz: calls $0.75
gijsinmaker: calls $0.75
*** TURN *** [8s Ad Td] [5s]
gijsinmaker: checks
mtechie52: checks
rornoraul: bets $1.25
CloWn.SaNe: calls $1.25
Tenakalaz: calls $1.25
gijsinmaker: raises $9.32 to $10.57
mtechie52 said, "Jd"
mtechie52: calls $8.16 and is all-in
rornoraul: folds
Tenakalaz said, "damn I cant fold now."
CloWn.SaNe: calls $8.46 and is all-in
Tenakalaz: calls $9.32
*** RIVER *** [8s Ad Td 5s] [7c]
gijsinmaker: bets $0.55
Tenakalaz: calls $0.55
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gijsinmaker: shows [2c As Ks Tc] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Tenakalaz: shows [6c 4s Qs Jh] (a straight, Four to Eight)
Tenakalaz collected $2.72 from side pot-2
CloWn.SaNe: shows [6h 7d 7h 9s] (a straight, Six to Ten)
CloWn.SaNe collected $4.45 from side pot-1
mtechie52: mucks hand
CloWn.SaNe collected $36.51 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $45.88 Main pot $36.51. Side pot-1 $4.45. Side pot-2 $2.72. | Rake $2.20
Board [8s Ad Td 5s 7c]
Seat 1: soier007 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: gijsinmaker (big blind) showed [2c As Ks Tc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 3: mtechie52 mucked [Kd 9c Kc Qd]
Seat 4: rornoraul folded on the Turn
Seat 5: CloWn.SaNe showed [6h 7d 7h 9s] and won ($40.96) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 6: Tenakalaz (button) showed [6c 4s Qs Jh] and won ($2.72) with a straight, Four to Eight

Andy stacks Robbert when he turns a straight flush against robberts full house!

Sick hand from the weekend!

Implied Odds

Seeing as they seem so terribly misunderstood by people I thought I would post something about it on here.... maybe help some people learn what true implied odds are and how it ACTUALLY works instead of just guessing, "but if I hit one of 4 outs, I will win his stack" which is incorrect methodology for implied odds, implied odds is math, not hoping. The mathematics are complex and relate to many variables in the pot and the action. Hopatronics and Implied odds in hindsight do not justify bad losing decisions.

Poker Implied Odds
Where pot odds take into consideration the money that's in the pot right now, implied odds is an estimation on how much money you CAN win from the bet if you hit one of your outs. For instance, with 100 in the pot, and a bet of 20, is your gain really only 100 if you win? Can you really not squeeze out an extra few bucks from your opponent if you hit your flush? You probably can - and so as the pot will get bigger, your implied odds go up.

A good example of when implied odds in poker come into play is when you limp in with a small or medium pair before the flop in hold 'em. Your chance of hitting a set (which is typically the only way a small or medium pair will win) is around 7.5-1, which means that pot needs to have 6 or 7 other limpers to make it worthwhile. But, of course, that's presuming that everyone will fold if you hit your set, which is rarely the case. Let's say instead that you get four other limpers and your bets will narrow the field down by 50% on the flop, and another 50% on the turn - what are your implied odds?

Four limpers to the flop = 4 SB.
Two callers to the turn = 2 SB.
One caller to the river = 1BB = 2 SB.

Here, you stand to win 8 small bets, at the initial price of 1, which gives your call positive expectation. By this count, your implied odds are good to make this pre-flop call with a weak pair because of the money you'll figure to win if you do hit your set, rather than the amount you're "guaranteed" to win.

Here's the downside to implied odds in poker though: They're an estimation, and as it so happens, people tend to be way too optimistic in calculating them.

For instance:
K♥ 7♦
On a board with:
Q♥ 9♣ 8♥ A♥

gives you 9 outs to a flush, which is a 4-1 shot. Now let's say that there were only two of you in the pot, one limper and you in the BB. Flop was checked around, and he bet at the turn after you checked, the pot would be about 2BB. You're paying 2-1 to see the last card, which could give you the nut flush - but do you call? Pot odds say no. Implied odds likely don't give you the numbers you're looking for either, but this is where people get overoptimistic!

If your opponent paired his ace and has no hearts, would he really bet into a four-suited board after the river? Would he call your bet? Probably not. You can hardly figure to win more than the money that's already in the pot at the turn, because if you make your hand on the river, he's not going to pay you enough. Even if he calls an extra bet on the river (maybe he has the J♥), you're still not getting good enough odds. At that point, your call on the turn will have cost you 1BB, and you're looking at a profit of 3BB, which gives you 3-1. You'll have to successfully checkraise him (and he has to call your checkraise) for it to be near profitable, and you have to succeed at that every time that you hit your flush. Hardly likely.

I know some players who think this is mathematical mumbo-jumbo and has no place in a gambler's heart, but this is really the principle that separates winning players from losing players: Being able to tell a profitable bet from a non-profitable one. In the example above, there's a non-profitable bet being offered. Don't take it. Learn your poker pot odds and implied odds thoroughly so you know which choice is the right choice.

some people are complete fucking idiots!

PokerStars Game #27114919169: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2009/04/15 15:24:54 CET [2009/04/15 9:24:54 ET]
Table 'Gemma' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: GOLD_DEN ($9.56 in chips)
Seat 2: Kjhp ($4.04 in chips)
Seat 3: tompy1973 ($13.86 in chips)
Seat 4: Tenakalaz ($3.16 in chips)
Seat 6: jeroquee ($5.54 in chips)
tompy1973: posts small blind $0.02
Tenakalaz: posts big blind $0.05
LuckySrG: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tenakalaz [9c 9d Ac Ad]
jeroquee: folds
GOLD_DEN: calls $0.05
Kjhp: calls $0.05
tompy1973: calls $0.03
Tenakalaz: raises $0.20 to $0.25
GOLD_DEN: calls $0.20
Kjhp: calls $0.20
tompy1973: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5s 3d]
Tenakalaz: bets $0.80
GOLD_DEN: calls $0.80
Kjhp: calls $0.80
*** TURN *** [Qh 5s 3d] [8h]
Tenakalaz: bets $2.11 and is all-in
GOLD_DEN: calls $2.11
Kjhp: folds
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5s 3d 8h] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tenakalaz: shows [9c 9d Ac Ad] (a pair of Aces)
GOLD_DEN: shows [Td 5d Jh 9s] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
GOLD_DEN collected $7.07 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7.42 | Rake $0.35
Board [Qh 5s 3d 8h Js]
Seat 1: GOLD_DEN showed [Td 5d Jh 9s] and won ($7.07) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 2: Kjhp (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: tompy1973 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Tenakalaz (big blind) showed [9c 9d Ac Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: jeroquee folded before Flop (didn't bet)

sick all in hand

PokerStars Game #27089265456: Tournament #155877045, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2009/04/14 21:26:49 CET [2009/04/14 15:26:49 ET]
Table '155877045 9' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Djamba77 (980 in chips)
Seat 2: jocó61 (755 in chips)
Seat 3: loser niz (1530 in chips)
Seat 4: Lotosblüte1 (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: saintsfanND (1350 in chips)
Seat 6: marc977 (3160 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: olmanbrenner (1395 in chips)
Seat 8: Tenakalaz (3960 in chips)
Seat 9: Hoschy13 (1320 in chips)
saintsfanND: posts small blind 25
marc977: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tenakalaz [Qh Qd]
olmanbrenner: calls 50
Tenakalaz: raises 150 to 200
Hoschy13: folds
Djamba77: raises 780 to 980 and is all-in
jocó61: calls 755 and is all-in
loser niz: folds
Lotosblüte1: folds
saintsfanND: raises 370 to 1350 and is all-in
marc977: folds
olmanbrenner: raises 45 to 1395 and is all-in
Tenakalaz: calls 1195
*** FLOP *** [9s Js 3d]
*** TURN *** [9s Js 3d] [As]
*** RIVER *** [9s Js 3d As] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
olmanbrenner: shows [Ad Kd] (a pair of Aces)
Tenakalaz: shows [Qh Qd] (a pair of Queens)
Tenakalaz said, "LOL OMG sick"
olmanbrenner collected 90 from side pot-3
saintsfanND: shows [Jd Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
saintsfanND collected 1110 from side pot-2
Djamba77: shows [Ac Kc] (a pair of Aces)
saintsfanND collected 900 from side pot-1
jocó61: shows [Qs Ks] (a flush, Ace high)
jocó61 collected 3825 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5925 Main pot 3825. Side pot-1 900. Side pot-2 1110. Side pot-3 90. | Rake 0
Board [9s Js 3d As 8h]
Seat 1: Djamba77 showed [Ac Kc] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: jocó61 showed [Qs Ks] and won (3825) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: loser niz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Lotosblüte1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: saintsfanND (small blind) showed [Jd Jh] and won (2010) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 6: marc977 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: olmanbrenner showed [Ad Kd] and won (90) with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: Tenakalaz showed [Qh Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: Hoschy13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Why I played it So BAD...

well I came in 5th AGAIN... suck.
I had a great stack etween 7-10k during the middle-late stage of the 8man tourney saturday nite 11apr09 at daves n played one hand bad n was eliminated... I'll tell ya why:

Here how my last hand played out:

Blinds at 200/400 5-handed.
Dave first to act raises to 1200, 3xBB. I CALL (mental note here). Andy calls, dealer & blinds fold, we see a flop.

3 Q J rainbow

Daves first to act n goes All-In immediately with 7k more. I think he doesnt have a queen cas he wasnt showing real strength (Dave's big tell wasnt present ;) I have 6k more so hes putting me ALL-IN if I call. so after about a minute of internal deliberation I think Im good n I CALL. Hoping Andy folds cas "I GOT A MONSTER IF IM CALLING" he open folds QTs and folds top pair. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. of course any of us could b holding that AQ right? NATURALLY, he thught Dave had it, He ut me on a J. 50% great read Andy. but no... dave flips over 9Ts, hes drawin to an open ended straight draw (minus the backdoor flush), n I flip over KJs for middle pair n a backdoor flush draw. So its a race and I'm in the lead but hes got 7outs to hit his straight but still only about 30-35% to hit I believe (anyone know the numbers here?). He needs help n I have to hold on.

Turn comes Q, paired the board took away some percenteages to hittin on the river, now hes about 15-20% to make his straight(?), I got 2 pair this is looking good. Dave needs a K or an 8 to hit the straight or HES OUTA HERE (hed have 1 orange chip left n the blinds would eat him up in 1round)...

River card: 8

He hits his straight n IM OUT.

BULLSHIT or >>> I PLAYED IT SO BAD.

WHY U ASK?
Heres why.

Cas CALLING the pre-flop raise was a the wrong move wit 2 suited paints. ITS A MONSTER shorthandand, any Ace rag should fold here to a Riase + ReRaise 7k to call for 80-90% of their chip stack. Either RAISE OR FOLD, no weak calling here, its the wrong move. SO, by NOT RAISING about 5k MORE pre-flop which wouldve induced 2 quick folds, I let then BOTH see a flop that I couldve avoided elimination from an also woulda won a decent sized pot, bumped back u to 10k n held a strong chip stack goin into the later rounds of the tourney 5handed.

By playing weak I lost. Lesson learned.

Note to self: Making mistakes on my home turf is needed so that when I get into the big dance for a chance for the BIG SCORE (1million to da winner), THESE MISTAKES WONT HAPPEN. WANNA CASH, GONNA CASH, 40th Edition WSOP 2009 HERE I COME. 11wks to game time.

Final Tourney Results!

1st: Mike 10pts / 142euro
2nd: Andy 8pts / 42euro
3rd: ???? 6pts (Dave or Rob)
3rd: ???? 4pts (Dave or Rob)
5th: Brian 2pts

Rock aan n straight flushes on the river when your neighbor gets quads,
beebzz

Mike wins the big tourney!!!

Yep first timer mike took it down when he got a fullhouse on the turn
in the first hand of heads up!! Andy moved all in with 1 pair and was
out in second! Mike had the massive chip lead after a huge triple up
against David and Robbert when his QQ held up!

Well done Mike!

On the move......

The tourney begins!!

Adam destroys Roy's stack when he rivers a better fullhouse!!!

Kings full of threes vs threes full of aces!

Roy wins €40 pot with quad quuens on the river!

Yep rob moved all in with the nut straight and Roy called when he
rivered quad queens!! Rob was feeling a bit ill!

On the move......

Start of the biggest come back ever......? Errrrrrrr no :(

Impromtu Tuesday night game

Wow a bit crazy last night,

Me Robbert and Adam got together to play a few hands and it was a bit wild and Loony..

Craziest hand of the night was Robbert calling Adam's all in with AJ against Adams AK, and Robbert hit the nut straight on the turn after Adam hit the King on the flop... horrible.

so another impromptu game more crazy hands!

Sunday Afternoon Dbl Tourney Day!

Th return of the big game!
6 players again on the table!
all returning from last year YEA!

we played two tourneys at beebzz place
1st NLHE Tourney
2nd a Mixed Omaha High/NLHE tourney

We all agreed to pay the POTY Pot 2.50 in total fo the two tourneys (?) but no one paid... either way points were kept by the host, here they are: enjoy.

TOurney 01! Dave takes it down!
01 Dave (10pts)
02 Andy (8pts)
03 Roy (6pts)
04 Adam (4pts)
05 beebzz
06 Robbert

Tourney 2! Andy makes a great run!
01 Andy (10pts)
02 Robbert (8pts)
03 Roy (6pts)
04 Adam (4pts)
05 beebz (DOH!)
06 Dave

das it kids... you add em up, andy did well! NICE.

Holland Casino Tourney 01 update!
was knocked out at 23:50 wt 20+ dudes left, caugh the last tram then metro was home n emailin pretty quick. NICE. GOIN BACK IN 2 WEEKS! YEA!

beebzz

Holland Casino & Me, Tourney 01

Well! wat a great investment!

Tuesday Nite 50+10 NLHE 80man
Starting Stack: 1000chips
Unlimited Rebuys: 100 chips (50euro)
1 Add-on: 1500 chips (50 euro)
Start: 20:00

3-4 rounds cant remember of CRAAAAAAZY SWINGS, CRAZY ALL-INS AROUDN TEHE WHOLE TABLE, ITS CRAZY THE FIRST HOUR DANG! I was of course ALSo All-in within the first 35mins, went all-in again n hit on the river, now im sittin on 6k in chips, rebuy periods over n watda know, a normal bet come out! WOAH! nowwwwww everyones playin normal, DANG THAT WAS FUCKIN CRAZY! every dealer was yellin out REBUY! ALL-IN! hilarious atmospehere, everyone tryin to chipup bigtime. CRAZY!...

Add-on of course (EVERYONE DID DANG!) now im invested 150euro...
I got 7500 in chips, blinds still super low 50/100, no antes. NICE.
I walked around the room during the break and max. anyone had was 9000 n he was sittin next to me! 79 players to the break.

1st hand After the break, I got KQo middle position, folded around to me, I bet 250 (blinds 50/100) got the blinds callin me, Flop AKJ rainbow, check check Bet 750, call, call! Turn blank 3, check, check, CHECK, River 10! Hit the straight, check check I bet 2750 (pot +/-3000), got no callers. NOW I GOT 9000! WAT!

Now its paitence time. I waited n waited n waited, this one guy kept reraisin me 3x but I didnt pop with medium hands, so no worries, do It when I got a big one n Im puttin ya All-In jongen!

Tables are startin to break down, 3 from my table are gone, now were down to 56players... my table breaks down, I land on a SERIOUS HEAVY BIG STACK TABLE, 2 stacks wit 20k and Im down to about 7k n holding after all the waiting, antes up from 20, 40, now 60, blinds 100/200, got K8o on the button, folded around to me I push 100 chip in bu dont say raise, dealer says CALL, I say no thats a raise, she says SORRY, gotta say it, DOH! I get the BB callin me n I tell him, "YOU KNOW WATS COMIN NEXT RIGHT?" flop comes 3K4 2 diamonds, he bets 1500 n I push All-In focourse, the table was razin me a bit n I was sayin comments go back at em, got everyone riled up but he folded after about aminute, Im back to about 7-8k... table breaks down, n Im back to a nice soft table, NICE,, but the blinds n antes are CREEPIN M FAST! every 20mins BANG BANG BANG, now its 300/600 100ante, im just gettin eaten alive here, leakin, everyone goin all-in, one after another, no position,
decent holdings but no pushes/all-in calls from me, until my last hand, got KTo SB, folded around to BB who goes all-in 8k or so, Ive got 5k, blinds are 500/1000 ante? wateva, I call for all of it, he turns over A4s, no one hit, I got out wit a smile cas I know NOW:

that everyone was either a weak, straight-forward, no finesse, medium range skill/novice players who just wanna hit the final table...

oh yea
4k to start prize pool
ended with 7500 prize ppol
payout goes to the final table 9players, bottom 232euro, top 5k(?) somethin like that...

Will I go again? YES in two weeks. Any takers?
Do I think I could win it all? YES
Could you have played better? YES but only made 2 mistakes. One I didnt call an All-In and One I did (OUT).
But you lost 150 in one nite, why go back? GREAT JUNE VEGAS INVESTMENT
NEXT TIME IM CASHIN NO PROBLEM. SOFT GAME KIDS!

rock aan kids
Much luv n straight flushes
beebz

oh yea, I finished 23rd.

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The Poker Shrink, Vol. 52: The Butterfly Effect

From Poker News)
March 23, 2009
Dr. Tim Lavalli
Psychology is, at least in part, about teaching us how to effectively cope when life deals us setbacks. There are many ways to deal with life's little problems. One particularly effective way is perspective. Putting your problem in the proper place in your overall life. Here is one way to gain such perspective.

The butterfly effect serves as a metaphor for life in a chaotic, uncontrollable, unpredictable world. Specifically, it suggests that small events can have very large effects. The commonly used example is of a butterfly flapping its tiny wings over Japan and setting off a wind current that eventually causes a hurricane in America a week later.

The point?

Tiny changes in one place can have huge ramifications later on in another. Here is a concrete poker example. Its late in Day One of a major tournament, you are ready to come over the top of an opening bet with your J-J but the big stack steps in first and moves all in. You toss your jacks in the muck and curse your luck when the big stack shows 9-9 and takes out the other guy with A-K. That was your pot and then you hear that the big stack got that way earlier in the day when he was dealt pocket aces three times and ran down pocket queens or kings to build his stack. He is just lucky but now you have to deal with him sitting on your right reraising pot after pot in front of you.

Its not how he is playing that bugs you, it's the easy way he got his big stack with all those aces. The aces were the butterflies; the hurricane is now sitting at your table. Relax. You know all those short stacks you took out to get your chips? Well, they are the result of the same butterfly effect.

Here is my time-tested bad beat recovery tool, using the random, chaotic language of the butterfly effect. I call it the "688/687" truism. You have just won a 688-player poker tournament, you are getting your picture taken and your first-place prize counted out in Bellagio chips. No need for any psychological support here — congratulations. Now turn the wheel slightly, you are passing the final table and see them giving the prize money to another player, you busted out of that tournament ten hours ago. But you see that tournament only had 687 runners and just one less player meant the difference in winning or losing for every single one of the 687 or 688 players.

The final entrant in any tournament changes the entire event. Cards are dealt differently at his first table with an extra player. Tables breakdown just a bit faster with more players. Players are distributed to the empty seats around the room in a different order. That donkey doesn't give you his chips in the "687" tournament because he is seated at a different table. In the "688" event, you got those chips and they got you past that one bad beat and allowed you to play on and eventually win.

No, I am not saying that it's all random or that luck wins out over skill at the poker table. But I am definitely saying that there are hands being played at other tables that will eventually have a major effect on how you play your cards later in the tournament.

You know we always laugh at the absolute donkey who makes it to the final table as the chip leader, but we forget all the other really bad players who gave us their chips so that we could be at the final table to beat that donkey.

The point?

There are random events that happen away from your table that you cannot control. They actually have as much to do with who wins and who loses as your own play poker. So when you do get hit with the bad beat, the cold deck or the cooler, the best thing you can do for your sanity is to walk away from the table with two thoughts in your head:

First: "Seven-deuce off-suit beats pockets aces 12% of the time."

Second: "There are a lot of butterflies in Japan."

Yes, I am the biggest culprit of suffering this.... my trash talk and frustration at being donked on yet again is something I am working on. Having a total fool make a huge mistake as I intended them too and have them suck out to a 4 outer still tilts me VERY badly.... drives me nuts, but I need to get it under control.

Three handed special Poker.

> Three handed special Poker.
> So it was with gusto i got stuck into the bottle of wine that
> enabled me to unlock my genius (ability to play bad and lose a lot), yes, i finished down perhaps ( For
> sure!!) the biggest loser of the night, but in Stockwin Dollars I am
> so far ahead of dave and robbert its amazing. (1 stockwin dollars =
> - $1,000,000)
>
> there were a few big pots that i wished i was in but my tightness
> meant i was already out. My best was making Dave lay down the
> straight (Robbert still to act, Adam did nothing to make me fold,
> would have called him in a heart beat, still the only player there
> capable of folding). And Robbert's set of Aces against Dave's kings,
> nice lay down btw.. It was nearly the biggest pot of the night( of
> course it was I know how to play). :p
>
> From the picture that was posted you worked out i was stacked twice
> early on, and then again later. And again much later in the lower
> stakes me and Robb played in, headz-up for half an hour. To be fair
> Robbert played well (got lucky)and I was a bit too tight, dave as
> usual just did what he does best: trash talk, and outlay Adam and
> Rob all night cox they are clueless!
>
> lol. In the end Rob was the only winner, with Dave losing some of
> his chips ($7) after some inspired calling by his opposition (Adam
> calling to 2 gutshots on the turn to big rersises coz he is cluess.
> Next time Adam will lose again, just probably more....

Adam (hoping to learn how to play one day)
>
>
>

Poker night begins again!! Adam stacked twice already!

A picture for you Beebs!!! Word

Fwd: Adam the Luckbox

> There was a glitch in the matrix Adam ended up winning some hands
> apparently!

Nice stack before I lost it!!

Poker night begins!!!

Stylized poker night!!!

Poker night vs Muttun lam

looks promising... :)

Joined FullTilt

Bigbeebz

Adam gets stacked

Adam's full house loses to Rob's straight flush, harsh!!!

Geek power!

Gone wrong perhaps, will sort it out later!

Equity

***cards***	win	%win	lose	%lose	tie	%tie	EV
Ac Jc 5c 6d	8	20.00	30	75.00	2	5.00	0.225
Js Ad Td Jh	30	75.00	8	20.00	2	5.00	0.775

I always like to run hands through equity calculators to find out if i was lucky, unlucky, find out the probability of hands, helps to evaluate if I made thee right decision or not, helps future decisions that might come up in similar situations.

This one showing that on the turn I am 75% to win the hand, what is suprising sometimes though is even though I called with the implied odds of hitting a J or a king (I was convinced a J would win me the hand also from watching him during the game)
I was also still a slight favourite on the flop!

***cards***	win	%win	lose	%lose	tie	%tie	EV
Ac Jc 5c 6d	198	24.15	297	36.22	325	39.63	0.440
Js Ad Td Jh	297	36.22	198	24.15	325	39.63	0.560

so it's a bit shit in the display but you can see that on the flop I was 36% and he was just 24% to win the hand on the flop and 25% (3:1 dog) to win on the turn.

geek power!!

Hand from this morning!! LOL

beebz new venue

VENUE "DIEMEN ZUID" IS OPENING NEXT WEEKEND!

ok boys, the kitchen is almost completed, the house is in good working order, the kids are away, the poker table is purchased, dave brings chips n cards, yall bring cash 4 a CASH GAME n well open this venue to the 2009 Gooilander Expansion League! YEAYEA! Cash game starts early at about 16:00-ish, stayin over is no worries (1 extra matress, NO COUCH, loads a FLOOR ;), smoking outside only, supermarket (open till 20:00) & ATM around the corner, NS station walking distance from house 4mins. (address to follow in email)

MUCH LUV N LUCK
b

Dapper Dan

http://www.barncow.com/buildpokertable/

NICE... hmmm... ;)
b

CASH GAMES!

I thought with the fact that we are all playing many more cash games lately that I would place a few of our house rules online to prevent any situations from arising that may cause upset and as a place for us to use as reference where necessary.

1. Games are dealers choice, but susceptible to a group vote, if only one man wants to play stud and no one else, the group can refuse. PLO, PLO HI/LO, limit, Pot Limit and No limit holdem are ALWAYS ok to play.

(Crazy pineapple, pineapple, Studmaha, and Omahaha are selective to a few of us and can be voted out and I believe should be ignored if new players wish to play.)

2. 1 person to a hand!! seems silly but it can be easy to get caught up in the heat of the moment and start to get involved.

3. The people in a hand can decide how they want to play it, run it twice, 3 times, chop the pot and not run it... it is up to the people in the hand to decide and the dealer to adjudicate if he is not in the hand.

4. If you declare a hand after a river call for showdown, you MUST be able to produce the hand you declare or a better one. You cannot declare a flush if you have two pair in the hope that someone will muck their otherwise winning hand.

5. 7 2 is always active in the cash games we hold. winning with 7 2, even if it is the best hand ( 7 2 suited makes a flush, or 7 2 makes a full hosue etc..) then everyone at the table must pay the winner 1 x big blind.

6. Straddles are live, the initial straddler or straddlers after that can always raise.

7. If there is confusion in a hand about the winner (studmaha for example) then someone must be asked for assistance, usually the dealer unless he is in the hand then his stand in will be asked to referee the situation.

8. Unless otherwise stated and voted on blinds will be 0.10 / 0.25 euro cents.

9. Players can ask each other to change seats if they wish and the deal is between the two and cannot be stopped by another player, if 2 people wish to change seats they have that option.

If we all play nice then it will remain a great game and we can all have fun!

Games tend to be run by : Adam or Dave, if in doubt ask one of them!

VERY late end of year round up!

Yep it happened, the POTY was crowned and the renknowned luck box Dave was the recipient of Player of the year.

The first real game of 2009 has yet to take place, but we will be sure that we try to sort out the POTY system again this year.

It was a close match, Roy came a close second and it did all come down to the last match of the year with Roy needing to knock Dave out without him scoring any points which led to him making some crazy calls and also with the fact he was feeling a bit shitty and ill he ended up not doing to well in that final match.

It came down to Reinder and Dave heads up and With all the chips in the Middle Dave had top piar and a flush Draw and Reinder was needing a none spade 10 in order to win, Dave really thought he had got himself into contention to win it, but a 10 of diamonds on the river sealed the match giving Dave second and the championship.

I am now going to empty the points and we are all going to start a FRESH NEW YEAR!